dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. 

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for

itseasytoremember:

you’ve got from facebook to tardis

ger-o-nim-o:

grantaire-dont-care:

dancing queen

young and sweet

only sewenteen

OH GOD HES SO CUTE HELP

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz:

norulesnobras:

Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom. 

It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.

gooutfighting:

This post is not mine and I’m not here to take any credit for it. This post was made by one of my best friends jess or you may know her as pizza. This post completely changed my whole view on suicide and also brought a tear to my eye. I think everyone should be able to…

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

Tom Hiddleston — Only Lovers Left Alive

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

themasterassassin:

sassy-lucy-stillman:

onaiix:

atwotonedbird:

I finally finished it..

chokes on nothing

Sexy assassins doing a sexy dance in sexy boots. HEAVEN FOR WOMEN AND MEN!

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
I love Beyonce too so this is just peeeeeerf++++++

tomato-box-faeries:

i really wanted greece to win tho

purpletreeblossoms:

You’ll see why soon enough.

pizza:

moral of the story: do not express your religious opinions on the internet to lots of people or shit will hit the fan